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discussOccasionally I think to myself "I know that you can read my mind" just in case someone can. Me too! Not me!
945 other people do this 272 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-18 13.40.48 in Misc

discussI make car/driving noises (revving, squealing, etc.) while driving. Me too! Not me!
318 other people do this 434 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby nst101 on 2012-04-28 03.23.51 in Misc

discussIf I'm home alone I have to lock the bathroom door while I wash my face because I'm afraid that, while I've got my eyes closed, a murderer is going to come in, stand behind me, and wait until I look up and see them standing there. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 37 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-03-14 17.21.41 in Misc

discussI have to wear my socks insideout everyday of my life, I have done it since I can remember. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 727 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-01 03.00.40 in Misc

discussIf I hold the door for someone and they don't acknowledge my doing so, I shout "MY PLEASURE" at the back of their head. Me too! Not me!
992 other people do this 800 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Spoghead on 2012-10-08 17.05.10 in Misc

discussI make silly faces of surprise or agony when I'm pooping, and pretend it's causing me horrible, shocking pain. If I'm alone in the house, I scream, too. It keeps me amused. Me too! Not me!
96 other people do this 357 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-01 12.14.08 in Misc

discussI always get out of the water really quickly so a shark doesn't bite my legs off! Me too! Not me!
380 other people do this 427 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-01-11 01.43.35 in Misc

discussWhenever my nose gets plugged up I lay awake thinking of all the times I took it for granted when I didn't have a plugged up nose. Me too! Not me!
232 other people do this 78 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Cupcaxx on 2015-09-24 08.33.52 in Misc

discussI can not poop in a public restroom if another person or people are in there because I don't want them to hear me fart and in case it smells. Me too! Not me!
1164 other people do this 301 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby anonymous82 on 2014-11-11 07.39.16 in Misc

discussI have debilitating sneezing fits in the shower, all I can do is stand there sneezing. My roommates find it entertaining to keep count. So far my highscore is 23. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 471 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-14 21.22.12 in Misc

discussWhen I change settings like the volume on electronic devices I always need to make it a multiple of 2 or 5. My stereo for example is always at either 16, 18 or 20. Me too! Not me!
536 other people do this 199 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-05-24 08.14.38 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhenever I finish a shower I brush all the water from my body using my hands before I dry off with the towel. Me too! Not me!
682 other people do this 286 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-25 04.09.26 in Misc

discussWhenever I scratch my balls I just HAVE to smell my fingers afterwards. Me too! Not me!
558 other people do this 493 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-06-22 01.02.27 in Nasty

discussI tap my chips like a cigarette as I eat them. I do this with several other non smokeable objects too. Me too! Not me!
165 other people do this 537 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-02 23.02.58 in Misc

discussI have vivid, steamy fantasies of wearing a strap on and banging my boyfriend silly. Once I get one, he's in for it! Me too! Not me!
159 other people do this 477 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby KLouise on 2012-01-27 03.08.03 in Sex

discussWhenever I need to get somewhere fast I always try to outrun my shadow and use benches and lamp posts to dodge it. I can never seem to get away. Me too! Not me!
63 other people do this 311 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-06-02 19.32.00 in Misc

discussMe and my cat play this game. When it's night out and she gets all into hunter-predator mode, I'll let her get a glimpse of me and then I'll quickly jump out of the way. Then she gets into her hunter crouch, and then pounces towards me. I'll also run around my living room and she'll chase me and try to catch me and she swats at my ankles with her paws. Me too! Not me!
371 other people do this 331 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-01-28 03.36.40 in Animals/Pets

discussWhen I am listing to music alone and one of my dogs comes over, I often start dancing with the dog, lifting its front paws, then I start singing whatever song I am listening to but replace key lyrics with my dogs name. Me too! Not me!
292 other people do this 125 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-23 01.59.30 in Animals/Pets

discussI wear panty-liners daily to avoid skid marks on my underwear. And I'm a guy. Me too! Not me!
20 other people do this 1052 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-13 12.23.44 in Nasty

discussSometimes when I'm cooking, I like to act like I'm the star of a cooking show. I tend to talk like I have an audience. Me too! Not me!
556 other people do this 491 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby nikkinitemare on 2012-07-11 07.45.09 in Misc

discussI tilt my arm in the shower so the water runs down my fingers and pretend that I'm some sort of x-men who's power is to shoot water out of his fingertips. Me too! Not me!
1227 other people do this 233 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-01 07.14.08 in Misc

discussSometimes when I'm by myself I try to 'use the force' on objects, just in case it works. Me too! Not me!
1285 other people do this 866 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-11-12 02.56.18 in Misc

discussSometimes when I am home alone I make it a point to look out any window and stare for a few seconds expressionless, then as creepily as I can just smile and hope that if someone is watching me, I just made them shit their pants. Me too! Not me!
311 other people do this 491 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-01-08 21.12.18 in Misc

discussIf I see dried glue caked on a table, I always attempt to pick it off. Something about it is so satisfying. Me too! Not me!
785 other people do this 63 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-04 03.01.31 in Misc

discussSometimes if I have to wake up before the sun rises, I shower in complete darkness. It's nice and soothing when I'm tired in the morning, but it's hard to figure out where things are. Me too! Not me!
22 other people do this 46 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-06-11 06.05.51 in Misc