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discussI remember the date and the month alright, I keep forgetting the year, and most of the times I end up writing 2016. Me too! Not me!
112 other people do this 249 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-08-17 11.48.09 in Misc

discussI tell my cat that he's a cat. Constantly and with escalating fury. Me too! Not me!
330 other people do this 328 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-01-30 06.46.12 in Animals/Pets

discussI collect my scabs and dead skin in a little box. I've tried to break this habit three times, with no luck. Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 1439 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-17 19.56.18 in Nasty

discussWhenever I'm on a bus or something along those lines and I'm listening to music, I always feel as if the PA system is going to suddenly turn on and it'll be playing my music. Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 224 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby NYGrl28 on 2010-10-12 21.00.48 in Misc

discussI flush the toilet while I'm pissing and then try to finish before its done flushing. Me too! Not me!
719 other people do this 253 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby fubr20 on 2010-10-04 18.34.08 in Misc

discussI can not poop in a public restroom if another person or people are in there because I don't want them to hear me fart and in case it smells. Me too! Not me!
1164 other people do this 301 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby anonymous82 on 2014-11-11 07.39.16 in Misc

discussWhen I eat peanut M&M's, I bite the chocolate off in half and eat it first so I can save the peanut for last. Me too! Not me!
445 other people do this 247 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby w1ldw1lly on 2012-03-13 16.34.48 in Misc

discussEver since Modern Warfare 2 came out, whenever I see a plane/helicopter in the sky, I hold up my arms like I'm holding a stinger missile and make a series of beeps that start slow but speed up as I lock on. Me too! Not me!
69 other people do this 388 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-01 04.21.39 in Sports/Hobbies

discussRight next to my toilet is a small cabinet that has q-tips in it. For some reason I have developed the habit of cleaning my ears every time I shit. Me too! Not me!
171 other people do this 531 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-05-08 21.51.22 in Misc

discussWhenever I see two vehicles going opposite directions on a two-lane road, I imagine them exploding in a horrifying crash when they reach the same point going head-on. Me too! Not me!
418 other people do this 340 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-04 04.49.34 in Misc

discussEven though I live by myself, I always lock the bathroom door when I go to the bathroom. Me too! Not me!
840 other people do this 1065 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Lumen on 2012-11-14 22.48.35 in Misc

discussWhenever I am in a crowd of people like on the bus or at a restaurant, I always imagine being stuck in some sort of apocalypse situation wherein these people and I are the only ones who survive. I always pinpoint who will be the man/woman everyone will want to repopulate the earth with first. Me too! Not me!
244 other people do this 130 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-13 21.19.55 in Misc

discussI like to turn my TV on mute and mouth what the characters are saying out loud. More than often it's racist giving every Asian I see that iconic South Park Asian man voice. Me too! Not me!
117 other people do this 410 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-12-04 16.08.58 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen ever I go to poop I only sit on my right butt cheek, never letting the left cheek touch the toilet lid. Me too! Not me!
25 other people do this 374 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby St.Looney on 2015-05-14 23.36.49 in Nasty

discussSometimes when I poop I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all, I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way. Me too! Not me!
85 other people do this 1476 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-29 03.58.19 in Nasty

discussWhen i'm really scared by a horror film I imagine the monster/ghost/serial killer doing something ordinary like drinking tea, watching a rom com or baking cookies in order to de-scarify them. Me too! Not me!
62 other people do this 239 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-25 22.52.53 in Misc

discussWhenever I type out a Facebook status I almost always decide people wont get what I am trying to say so I just delete it . Me too! Not me!
219 other people do this 78 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-11-17 01.13.24 in Misc

discussWhenever I eat icecream and its too cold I idiotically blow on it as if it was hot and I was trying to cool it down. Me too! Not me!
372 other people do this 245 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-26 19.14.12 in Misc

discussI sometimes feel that I suffer from some kind of mental disorder but have never been diagnosed because I've managed to cope with it really well. Me too! Not me!
1811 other people do this 315 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-10-07 11.26.32 in Misc

discussEverytime I masturbate I need to take a piss afterwards. Me too! Not me!
1095 other people do this 472 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-09-07 07.22.45 in Sex

discussIf I'm home alone I have to lock the bathroom door while I wash my face because I'm afraid that, while I've got my eyes closed, a murderer is going to come in, stand behind me, and wait until I look up and see them standing there. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 37 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-03-14 17.21.41 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm in class I always imagine a gunman coming in and then me saving the whole class by beating the shit out of him with random objects around the room. Me too! Not me!
359 other people do this 245 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-07 07.55.39 in Animals/Pets

discussNo matter where I am, if there is a mirror or something that can reflect my image I will continually, for no real reason, look at my self. I'm either a bird or narcissistic. Me too! Not me!
683 other people do this 166 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-16 00.20.01 in Misc

discussI like my BBQ ribs to be nice and lean, when I see a blob of fat on them I get mad at the animal and say that it was a fat ass and it should have lost weight. Me too! Not me!
43 other people do this 487 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-06 01.51.32 in Misc

discussWhen I'm alone in the house, and I'm on the internet, I have to have the TV on. But not watch it, just to make me feel like I'm not alone. Me too! Not me!
1305 other people do this 294 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-29 03.01.26 in Sports/Hobbies