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discussEver since Modern Warfare 2 came out, whenever I see a plane/helicopter in the sky, I hold up my arms like I'm holding a stinger missile and make a series of beeps that start slow but speed up as I lock on. Me too! Not me!
69 other people do this 388 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-01 04.21.39 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI'm a girl and I'm straight, but I love watching lesbian porn. Me too! Not me!
15 other people do this 15 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2018-08-18 06.11.10 in Sex

discussI used to believe that I was part of a social experiment which everyone in the world knew about except me. Years later I saw "The Truman Show" and was totally freaked out. Me too! Not me!
162 other people do this 232 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-07-14 12.39.58 in Misc

discussEvery time I go to the bathroom or to sleep, I have to check behind the toilet and all around the bathroom for CAMERAS. Especially when I'm not in my house. Me too! Not me!
115 other people do this 260 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-26 09.58.05 in Misc

discussWhen laying down to sleep at night I find myself completing a ritual comfort finding pattern. I always start out on my side, then my stomach, then my other side, and roll all the way over back to my stomach and repeat. Much like shampooing but less wet. Me too! Not me!
486 other people do this 179 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby schneiderd11 on 2012-02-04 05.01.20 in Misc

discussWhen Im in my bed, I have to have all of my limbs in the bed or else I think something is going to jump up and bite them off. Me too! Not me!
489 other people do this 127 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-11-21 21.50.00 in Misc

discussI don't look in the bathroom mirror if I have to get up to pee at night. I don't want to see somebody stand behind me. Me too! Not me!
218 other people do this 125 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-08 20.22.41 in Misc

discussWhen I see the microwave is about to finish I stop it exactly at 1 second so it won't beep. Me too! Not me!
1722 other people do this 148 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby janet on 2010-09-19 17.27.28 in Work

discussWhen walking somewhere that is quiet and deserted I like to pretend the Zombie apocolypse has started. So you have to stay as quiet as possible while trying to reach your destination. This is more authentic if you don't run into anybody at all during the walk. There is a very old graveyard I walk the dog through on weekdays which is perfect for this. Me too! Not me!
122 other people do this 177 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby jafar on 2015-06-02 11.35.49 in Misc

discussWhenever my tablet gives me a black screen and I see my reflection I make faces at myself. Me too! Not me!
138 other people do this 154 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-06-01 23.56.06 in Misc

discussI wash my testicles in the sink. Me too! Not me!
152 other people do this 1168 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-07 17.23.37 in Nasty

discussI always always think about other girls when having sex. At least for 50% of the time. It's like I never remember doing half of it with one person untill I meet the next one. Me too! Not me!
81 other people do this 335 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-17 09.27.04 in Sex

discussWhenever I'm walking in public and I'm on the way to a shop and suddenly realize I'm walking the wrong way I don't want to look silly by turning around, so I look at my phone and pretend to be reading a message from someone telling me to come back, then I quickly walk the other way as if someone is waiting for me. Me too! Not me!
1236 other people do this 297 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-01-06 14.20.18 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm all alone in a street late at night or in the morning I like to think that the zombie apocalypse arrived and some random zombie is going to come out of nowhere. Me too! Not me!
546 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-01 14.27.28 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm in a work meeting or in a class and someone is giving a presentation and bombing it, I get so absolutely uncomfortable that I get sweaty or I usually excuse myself from the room. I can't stand watching someone suffer like that. Me too! Not me!
240 other people do this 159 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-07-07 16.38.24 in Work

discussWhenever I'm in the shower I fold my arms against my body so I create a little pool full of water, I then drop it and fill the "pool" again. Me too! Not me!
1541 other people do this 136 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-24 08.34.08 in Misc

discussWhen I walk past trees or bushes I often pull a leaf off a branch and rip it into tiny pieces as I walk. Me too! Not me!
2586 other people do this 285 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-11-19 19.08.45 in Misc

discussWhen I'm about to eat I take my knife, stare at my food and say angrily "Im gonna CUT YOU!". Me too! Not me!
61 other people do this 417 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Tony on 2010-09-27 19.54.08 in Misc

discussSometimes when I am home alone I make it a point to look out any window and stare for a few seconds expressionless, then as creepily as I can just smile and hope that if someone is watching me, I just made them shit their pants. Me too! Not me!
311 other people do this 491 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-01-08 21.12.18 in Misc

discussWhenever there is a clock in a movie or tv show I have to stop and see what time it is. I always wonder if it was actually that time when they were filming, or if they set it to that time for the show. Me too! Not me!
465 other people do this 468 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-08-15 17.40.47 in Misc

discussEven though I haven't done anything wrong whatsoever I immediately start feeling guilty and act shifty, feeling like a murderer when I see the police. Me too! Not me!
402 other people do this 80 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-06-11 01.49.31 in Misc

discussI use wet wipes when im done going number two, I feel clean afterwards and refreshed. Me too! Not me!
234 other people do this 137 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-23 07.32.21 in Misc

discussWhen I'm reading a novel and a character makes an unusual gesture or facial expression, I feel compelled to do the same gesture or make the face the way it's described in the book. Me too! Not me!
461 other people do this 75 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-06-28 08.14.18 in Misc

discussOne of my favourite things to do is get high and watch documentaries. Me too! Not me!
312 other people do this 183 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-08-05 12.40.00 in Misc

discussAfter a poop, I always wipe, then look, wipe, then look, wipe, then look. How do you know your bumhole is clean otherwise? Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 22 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby jafar on 2017-06-19 23.40.56 in Nasty