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discussI eat my sandwich and burgers in a circular fashion til I reach the center, because that's where all the flavors are. Me too! Not me!
429 other people do this 658 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-08-13 15.01.26 in Misc

discussOccasionally I think to myself "I know that you can read my mind" just in case someone can. Me too! Not me!
945 other people do this 272 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-18 13.40.48 in Misc

discussI always try to toss my keys onto the keyhook. Most of the times it doesn't work, yet other times, pure ninja glee. Me too! Not me!
191 other people do this 489 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-05 04.40.04 in Misc

discussEvery time I take a shower I pee upwards and see how high I can make it up the shower curtain. Me too! Not me!
90 other people do this 508 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-05-12 01.47.58 in Nasty

discussFor as long as I can remember, I have imagined invisible threads stretching across my path between every object I pass (trees, car wheels, fence posts). I imagine the threads collecting around my legs like elastic bands, so I try to go back the same way to release myself from them, if not possible, I visualise cutting them, but still feel entangled. Me too! Not me!
90 other people do this 1089 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-01-30 01.03.27 in Misc

discussWhenever I park my car and use my remote to lock it I always walk a few steps before stopping and thinking to myself, did I lock my car? Then I lock it again just in case. This happens to me every single time. Me too! Not me!
736 other people do this 111 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-29 03.48.45 in Misc

discussIn games like HL2 where the character you play as doesn't speak; I respond to the NPCs out loud. Me too! Not me!
247 other people do this 152 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-07 07.07.28 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI've got into such a habit of blowing on my food when it's hot that I even do it when I eat cold food, like cereal and ice cream. Me too! Not me!
409 other people do this 645 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Katty on 2013-01-15 03.24.59 in Misc

discussI never wash my face and I don't see the point of doing so. Me too! Not me!
142 other people do this 313 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-03 01.52.47 in Nasty

discussWhenever I'm all alone in a street late at night or in the morning I like to think that the zombie apocalypse arrived and some random zombie is going to come out of nowhere. Me too! Not me!
546 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-01 14.27.28 in Misc

discussI always try to take everything in one go. For example when I'm cleaning the table and have to get rid of some glasses and other stuff I have to take everything with me at that single walk to the kitchen. Same goes for taking the groceries in. Me too! Not me!
1310 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-18 20.34.40 in Misc

discussI blow my nose when taking a dump to help it come out faster. Me too! Not me!
63 other people do this 374 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-17 06.26.57 in Nasty

discussIf I'm near a streetlight that goes off, I'll sometimes clap twice as if that light is on a clapper. Me too! Not me!
49 other people do this 222 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-16 14.48.05 in Misc

discussI hold the door open for people who are too far away to make them run. I hate it when someone else does the same thing to me. Me too! Not me!
749 other people do this 356 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-01-24 19.44.52 in Misc

discussI frequently check my phone for the time and then put it away only to realize I have no idea what the time is because I wasn't paying attention. I then check it again. Sometimes this happens multiple times in a row. Me too! Not me!
3230 other people do this 137 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-11-16 20.53.12 in Misc

discussWhen I am in bed next to my spouse (who I love dearly), I don't like him to face my direction while he sleeps. I can't stand the light breathing sound or the way it feels. Sometimes it drives me so crazy that I will nudge him to roll over or will try to put pillows between us. Me too! Not me!
224 other people do this 102 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-29 07.22.34 in Misc

discussI talk to misbehaving inanimate objects when they act up like: "Fuck you garbage disposal, just fuck you." Me too! Not me!
1540 other people do this 112 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-09 16.54.08 in Misc

discussIf I'm in a room walking behind a partition that's low enough for the other people to see the top part of my body, I'll try to walk in such a way that it looks like I'm moving super-smoothly as if being pulled on casters. Me too! Not me!
88 other people do this 296 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-02-01 20.37.11 in Animals/Pets

discussIf I'm home alone I have to lock the bathroom door while I wash my face because I'm afraid that, while I've got my eyes closed, a murderer is going to come in, stand behind me, and wait until I look up and see them standing there. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 36 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-03-14 17.21.41 in Misc

discussI try to guess how many steps it will take me to get from point A to B. If I am getting close to the amount guessed, I usually modify my step size to get as close as possible. Me too! Not me!
441 other people do this 300 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-01 03.08.55 in Misc

discussI flush the toilet while I'm pissing and then try to finish before its done flushing. Me too! Not me!
719 other people do this 253 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby fubr20 on 2010-10-04 18.34.08 in Misc

discussIf I go somewhere and don't remember if I locked my car door or not, when I come back to my car (which is locked) I still suspect someone might be in it and I check the back seats. Me too! Not me!
286 other people do this 138 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-01 05.01.44 in Misc

discussWhenever I am in the car and a good song comes on, I pretend I'm in that music video in an artsy kind of way. Me too! Not me!
590 other people do this 258 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-09-02 14.11.31 in Misc

discussWhen I see a clogged toilet in a public restroom I just put down a "barrier layer" of toilet paper and add to it. Me too! Not me!
14 other people do this 78 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-10-11 07.34.34 in Nasty

discussWhen walking somewhere that is quiet and deserted I like to pretend the Zombie apocolypse has started. So you have to stay as quiet as possible while trying to reach your destination. This is more authentic if you don't run into anybody at all during the walk. There is a very old graveyard I walk the dog through on weekdays which is perfect for this. Me too! Not me!
121 other people do this 177 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby jafar on 2015-06-02 11.35.49 in Misc