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discussI save all my belly button lint. No one knows about it. It's just something random my girlfriend started telling me to do. I didnt take it seriously until I saw how big the ball of it was getting. Now its like a pet I have to feed. Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 896 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-01-08 12.39.40 in Misc

discussI talk to misbehaving inanimate objects when they act up like: "Fuck you garbage disposal, just fuck you." Me too! Not me!
1537 other people do this 111 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-09 16.54.08 in Misc

discussI make car/driving noises (revving, squealing, etc.) while driving. Me too! Not me!
318 other people do this 433 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby nst101 on 2012-04-28 03.23.51 in Misc

discussWhen I take a mug from the cabinet I have to look inside to make sure there aren't any spiders hiding in it. Me too! Not me!
485 other people do this 194 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Freaky on 2015-03-11 18.37.24 in Misc

discussIf I see my dog taking a shit when I look out of my window, I always tap on the glass. I lol hard when he looks. Me too! Not me!
224 other people do this 211 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-22 07.41.11 in Animals/Pets

discussWhenever I'm watching a tv show or anything and I see a little detail, such as a pen mark on a piece of paper, I always think of how it got there, creating a whole background story for the detail. Me too! Not me!
312 other people do this 216 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby wat on 2011-01-24 05.42.13 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I masturbate while watching porn or reading stories it takes me forever to achieve orgasm, but when I masturbate without watching porn or reading stories it takes me a very short time to achieve orgasm. Me too! Not me!
189 other people do this 409 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Arthas1980 on 2013-09-18 18.48.38 in Sex

discussI try to guess how many steps it will take me to get from point A to B. If I am getting close to the amount guessed, I usually modify my step size to get as close as possible. Me too! Not me!
441 other people do this 300 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-01 03.08.55 in Misc

discussEver since Modern Warfare 2 came out, whenever I see a plane/helicopter in the sky, I hold up my arms like I'm holding a stinger missile and make a series of beeps that start slow but speed up as I lock on. Me too! Not me!
69 other people do this 388 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-01 04.21.39 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I am walking to my car at night I sometimes imagine werewolves are running toward me in the dark and I have to get into the car before they get to me. Me too! Not me!
328 other people do this 220 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-27 17.47.37 in Misc

discussWhenever someone tells me it's their birthday I always tell them "wow same day as Hitler!". Me too! Not me!
101 other people do this 1075 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-11 04.04.11 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm in a work meeting or in a class and someone is giving a presentation and bombing it, I get so absolutely uncomfortable that I get sweaty or I usually excuse myself from the room. I can't stand watching someone suffer like that. Me too! Not me!
237 other people do this 156 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-07-07 16.38.24 in Work

discussI sit down in the shower and when I'm haunched over I tuck my penis pointing up in between my thighs. Then I collect water in the valley that is created. When it gets full, I drop my penis-gate and the water rushes out and hits my feet. Me too! Not me!
162 other people do this 471 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-04 23.34.08 in Sex

discussWhen going on a first date I always picture the guy making the most awkward sex face possible, it tends to be a deciding factor on if they get a second date or not. Me too! Not me!
54 other people do this 390 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby tuwsdai on 2012-01-25 22.45.01 in Sex

discussSometimes I will begin singing a narration of my daily activities as I go about them. Me too! Not me!
252 other people do this 202 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-08-26 20.34.55 in Misc

discussWhen I see objects around rooms such as stuffed animals, decorations with eyes, etc. I imagine that they are not just a stuffed animal, or a decoration, but they were once the creature that they represent, and they suffer from some sort of disorder or sickness, which is why they are the way they are. For example, that chicken decoration in my kitchen suffers from "two-dimentimous flattenimous", because it's flat. This bed that my cat lays in, which also looks like a cat, suffers from "air raft disorder". One of my mom's dolls has "Gingerous Cretinimous Rigor Mortis." Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 401 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-03 04.52.00 in Misc

discussWhenever a new site asks me to register, I try to use "Username". Me too! Not me!
42 other people do this 422 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Username on 2012-02-12 07.16.05 in Misc

discussWhenever I park my car and use my remote to lock it I always walk a few steps before stopping and thinking to myself, did I lock my car? Then I lock it again just in case. This happens to me every single time. Me too! Not me!
736 other people do this 111 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-29 03.48.45 in Misc

discussI lock the toilet door even when I'm home alone so I won't be caught by surprise with my pants down when someone breaks into the house. Me too! Not me!
228 other people do this 187 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-24 02.18.30 in Misc

discussIn games like HL2 where the character you play as doesn't speak; I respond to the NPCs out loud. Me too! Not me!
247 other people do this 152 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-07 07.07.28 in Sports/Hobbies

discussIf I'm home alone I have to lock the bathroom door while I wash my face because I'm afraid that, while I've got my eyes closed, a murderer is going to come in, stand behind me, and wait until I look up and see them standing there. Me too! Not me!
41 other people do this 31 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-03-14 17.21.41 in Misc

discussWhen I poop I have to take one leg out of my pants so the poop comes out easier. Me too! Not me!
47 other people do this 376 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-28 08.22.41 in Animals/Pets

discussWhen i'm really scared by a horror film I imagine the monster/ghost/serial killer doing something ordinary like drinking tea, watching a rom com or baking cookies in order to de-scarify them. Me too! Not me!
62 other people do this 238 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-25 22.52.53 in Misc

discussI squat on the toilet with my feet on the seat and my knees pressed up to my chest. I've done this since I was a child and I never have to strain. The poop just falls out. Me too! Not me!
21 other people do this 58 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby NotMatt on 2017-07-16 06.39.17 in Nasty

discussWhen I'm alone smoking at night on my porch, I pick one star to focus on and I see how long I can go on staring at it without blinking. My record is 4 minutes and 37 seconds. Me too! Not me!
103 other people do this 505 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-30 03.39.04 in Misc