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discussWhen I eat pretzels I like to nibble off all the salt before I eat it. Me too! Not me!
175 other people do this 159 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-16 01.02.37 in Misc

discussOccasionally I think to myself "I know that you can read my mind" just in case someone can. Me too! Not me!
945 other people do this 272 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-18 13.40.48 in Misc

discussI always try to take everything in one go. For example when I'm cleaning the table and have to get rid of some glasses and other stuff I have to take everything with me at that single walk to the kitchen. Same goes for taking the groceries in. Me too! Not me!
1310 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-18 20.34.40 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm on a roller coaster that has a cave that the ride goes through or anything similar I always duck my head. Now I'm 5'5 and obviously shorter when sitting down but even so I always duck! Me too! Not me!
399 other people do this 115 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Callalily6 on 2012-02-27 08.27.28 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhenever I board a flight, as I go through the front door, I have to touch the outside of the plane as I enter for 'good luck!'. Me too! Not me!
131 other people do this 346 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-03 15.39.25 in Misc

discussWhen my cat is misbehaving I tend to hiss at him to try and make him stop. Me too! Not me!
718 other people do this 354 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby nikkinitemare on 2012-08-25 09.40.24 in Misc

discussI HAVE to take my phone with me when I need to take a shit. Me too! Not me!
1106 other people do this 365 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-01-08 17.46.28 in Misc

discussWhenever my tablet gives me a black screen and I see my reflection I make faces at myself. Me too! Not me!
138 other people do this 154 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-06-01 23.56.06 in Misc

discussI collect my scabs and dead skin in a little box. I've tried to break this habit three times, with no luck. Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 1439 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-17 19.56.18 in Nasty

discussI always try to toss my keys onto the keyhook. Most of the times it doesn't work, yet other times, pure ninja glee. Me too! Not me!
191 other people do this 489 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-05 04.40.04 in Misc

discussWhen snowboarding, I get a weird urge to jump off the chairlift as it gets to its highest point. Me too! Not me!
549 other people do this 584 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-02-16 22.30.21 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI sit down in the shower and when I'm haunched over I tuck my penis pointing up in between my thighs. Then I collect water in the valley that is created. When it gets full, I drop my penis-gate and the water rushes out and hits my feet. Me too! Not me!
163 other people do this 471 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-04 23.34.08 in Sex

discussI tend to sing out of tune on purpose if there's someone around. I'm actually an ok singer but I don't want anyone to hear me sing for real. Me too! Not me!
180 other people do this 137 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-11 07.24.57 in Misc

discussOn a dark windy road I turn off my lights and see how long I can stand driving in the dark. I go way too long and then hit the lights in a panic. I haven't hit any trees or shit yet. Me too! Not me!
134 other people do this 312 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-17 19.20.48 in Misc

discussAfter I get waxed I tend to get a lot of ingrown hairs. One of my favorite things to do when I am going to the bathroom is to squeeze them all until the hair comes out. Me too! Not me!
584 other people do this 491 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-20 23.07.55 in Nasty

discussRight next to my toilet is a small cabinet that has q-tips in it. For some reason I have developed the habit of cleaning my ears every time I shit. Me too! Not me!
171 other people do this 531 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-05-08 21.51.22 in Misc

discussWhenever I pee in the toilet, I always make sure to eliminate all objects sticking to the side of the bowl. Things like poo, hair, etc. Me too! Not me!
606 other people do this 170 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-10 18.46.06 in Misc

discussI poop standing up. Also, if I'm taking what I think will be an epic poop, I take off my shirt. I can't stand pooping without pants or underwear around my ankles though. Me too! Not me!
35 other people do this 416 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-25 18.18.10 in Misc

discussWhen I am driving and I see big rigs coming at me from the other direction I pretend that their hood is their nose, the windshield eyes and the headlights are nostrils. Some look scarier than others, like the ones that look like they are scowling or have two exhaust pipes that look like devils horns. Me too! Not me!
280 other people do this 517 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-08-09 01.47.01 in Misc

discussWhenever I go to the bathroom I turn away any medicine cabinet mirrors or move something so that no mirrors are visible to me while I'm on the toilet. Even if they aren't reflecting me. Me too! Not me!
85 other people do this 366 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-28 06.07.24 in Misc

discussI make silly faces of surprise or agony when I'm pooping, and pretend it's causing me horrible, shocking pain. If I'm alone in the house, I scream, too. It keeps me amused. Me too! Not me!
96 other people do this 357 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-01 12.14.08 in Misc

discussAfter a poop, I always wipe, then look, wipe, then look, wipe, then look. How do you know your bumhole is clean otherwise? Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 22 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby jafar on 2017-06-19 23.40.56 in Nasty

discussWhenever I fart I have a vivid mental image of my anal sphincter opening up and gas passing through it. Me too! Not me!
130 other people do this 441 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-13 04.14.08 in Nasty

discussWhenever I'm playing a game on my computer and I look around a corner to see if there's an enemy coming, I try to look around it in real life too. Me too! Not me!
604 other people do this 482 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-02-18 18.35.39 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I take a mug from the cabinet I have to look inside to make sure there aren't any spiders hiding in it. Me too! Not me!
490 other people do this 194 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Freaky on 2015-03-11 18.37.24 in Misc