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discussWhen I eat peanut M&M's, I bite the chocolate off in half and eat it first so I can save the peanut for last. Me too! Not me!
445 other people do this 247 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby w1ldw1lly on 2012-03-13 16.34.48 in Misc

discussWhen I walk, I pretend there's 'poo' on the bottom of my shoe and that I have to get equal amounts of it on the bottom of each shoe. I achieve this by stamping harder on each shoe or stepping twice with the same foot if I think the amounts are unequal. Getting it precise is impossible so when it becomes too much I do the same except wiping the 'poo' off until there is not more hypothetical 'poo' on either shoe. Me too! Not me!
49 other people do this 577 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-04-16 14.22.21 in Sports/Hobbies

discussSometimes my friends and I take our bra straps and pull them up and down so our boobs shake. Me too! Not me!
75 other people do this 220 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-17 20.09.06 in Misc

discussI have vivid, steamy fantasies of wearing a strap on and banging my boyfriend silly. Once I get one, he's in for it! Me too! Not me!
159 other people do this 477 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby KLouise on 2012-01-27 03.08.03 in Sex

discussWhenever I hear someone pronounce a word oddly I always have to repeat the word the way they said it. Me too! Not me!
318 other people do this 81 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-06-16 21.58.02 in Misc

discussWhenever I finish a shower I brush all the water from my body using my hands before I dry off with the towel. Me too! Not me!
682 other people do this 286 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-25 04.09.26 in Misc

discussWhen I'm in a public bathroom I often flip off the vents or fans. That way, if some perve is recording it, he will think that I know. Me too! Not me!
196 other people do this 1144 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-09-17 04.26.08 in Nasty

discussI have to wear my socks insideout everyday of my life, I have done it since I can remember. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 727 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-01 03.00.40 in Misc

discussBefore I take a poo I put tissues down the toilet so that it eliminates the splash. Me too! Not me!
662 other people do this 583 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-25 09.31.48 in Nasty

discussI squat on the toilet with my feet on the seat and my knees pressed up to my chest. I've done this since I was a child and I never have to strain. The poop just falls out. Me too! Not me!
21 other people do this 71 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby NotMatt on 2017-07-16 06.39.17 in Nasty

discussRight next to my toilet is a small cabinet that has q-tips in it. For some reason I have developed the habit of cleaning my ears every time I shit. Me too! Not me!
171 other people do this 531 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-05-08 21.51.22 in Misc

discussWhenever I am in the car and a good song comes on, I pretend I'm in that music video in an artsy kind of way. Me too! Not me!
591 other people do this 258 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-09-02 14.11.31 in Misc

discussWhenever I park my car and use my remote to lock it I always walk a few steps before stopping and thinking to myself, did I lock my car? Then I lock it again just in case. This happens to me every single time. Me too! Not me!
736 other people do this 111 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-29 03.48.45 in Misc

discussIn games like HL2 where the character you play as doesn't speak; I respond to the NPCs out loud. Me too! Not me!
247 other people do this 152 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-07 07.07.28 in Sports/Hobbies

discussEverytime I walk through an automatic door I wave my hand and act like I made it open with my Jesus powers Me too! Not me!
415 other people do this 231 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-04 08.49.56 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm walking in public and I'm on the way to a shop and suddenly realize I'm walking the wrong way I don't want to look silly by turning around, so I look at my phone and pretend to be reading a message from someone telling me to come back, then I quickly walk the other way as if someone is waiting for me. Me too! Not me!
1236 other people do this 297 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-01-06 14.20.18 in Misc

discussWhen I'm cooking something I pretend im the host of some cooking channel. Me too! Not me!
307 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-18 20.54.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I'm playing a game I'm constantly creating save games and re-play certain parts 3/4 times untill I am satisfied with the outcome (not being detected, not taking damage, etc) even if I prevailed in the previous attempts. Any choice that I make in chats with NPC's I consider final though, I don't even try alternative endings as I feel the end of the story is my initial choice. Me too! Not me!
140 other people do this 263 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby itsme on 2011-09-02 18.08.38 in Sports/Hobbies

discussIf I'm near a streetlight that goes off, I'll sometimes clap twice as if that light is on a clapper. Me too! Not me!
49 other people do this 222 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-16 14.48.05 in Misc

discussWhen I am listing to music alone and one of my dogs comes over, I often start dancing with the dog, lifting its front paws, then I start singing whatever song I am listening to but replace key lyrics with my dogs name. Me too! Not me!
292 other people do this 125 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-23 01.59.30 in Animals/Pets

discussI try to guess how many steps it will take me to get from point A to B. If I am getting close to the amount guessed, I usually modify my step size to get as close as possible. Me too! Not me!
441 other people do this 300 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-01 03.08.55 in Misc

discussFor as long as I can remember, I have imagined invisible threads stretching across my path between every object I pass (trees, car wheels, fence posts). I imagine the threads collecting around my legs like elastic bands, so I try to go back the same way to release myself from them, if not possible, I visualise cutting them, but still feel entangled. Me too! Not me!
90 other people do this 1090 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-01-30 01.03.27 in Misc

discussI oftenly activate "animal mode" when at the bottom of my stairwell. When in animal mode I scale my staircase on both my hands and feet and when I reach the top I execute a flawless tactical roll into my room where I then masturbate profusely. Me too! Not me!
348 other people do this 403 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-24 10.47.28 in Sex

discussWhen I put on makeup in the morning, I talk to myself in the mirror as though I were filming a makeup tutorial to put on youtube. Me too! Not me!
47 other people do this 182 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-09-17 14.14.18 in Misc

discussWhenever I pee in the toilet, I always make sure to eliminate all objects sticking to the side of the bowl. Things like poo, hair, etc. Me too! Not me!
606 other people do this 170 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-10 18.46.06 in Misc