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discussDue to an odd paranoia of things like flies or whatever landing on my food while I eat, I lightly shake my spoon, fork, knife, or finger near the food between bites untill I'm finished. Me too! Not me!
77 other people do this 435 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-01-17 18.30.32 in Misc

discussWhenever I go to the bathroom, whether in my house or elsewhere, if there is a shower I MUST look behind the curtain to check for creeps hiding. Or that scary guy from that movie.. Me too! Not me!
522 other people do this 266 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-08-28 05.23.11 in Misc

discussI lock the toilet door even when I'm home alone so I won't be caught by surprise with my pants down when someone breaks into the house. Me too! Not me!
231 other people do this 188 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-24 02.18.30 in Misc

discussSometimes when I am home alone I make it a point to look out any window and stare for a few seconds expressionless, then as creepily as I can just smile and hope that if someone is watching me, I just made them shit their pants. Me too! Not me!
311 other people do this 491 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-01-08 21.12.18 in Misc

discussIf I go somewhere and don't remember if I locked my car door or not, when I come back to my car (which is locked) I still suspect someone might be in it and I check the back seats. Me too! Not me!
286 other people do this 138 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-01 05.01.44 in Misc

discussI tilt my arm in the shower so the water runs down my fingers and pretend that I'm some sort of x-men who's power is to shoot water out of his fingertips. Me too! Not me!
1227 other people do this 233 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-01 07.14.08 in Misc

discussWhen I'm cooking something I pretend im the host of some cooking channel. Me too! Not me!
307 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-18 20.54.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I eat peanut M&M's, I bite the chocolate off in half and eat it first so I can save the peanut for last. Me too! Not me!
445 other people do this 247 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby w1ldw1lly on 2012-03-13 16.34.48 in Misc

discussI worked in retail once and I still have the habbit of saying hello to everyone I pass. Me too! Not me!
256 other people do this 145 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-24 20.19.57 in Work

discussI blow my nose when taking a dump to help it come out faster. Me too! Not me!
63 other people do this 374 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-17 06.26.57 in Nasty

discussEverytime I walk through an automatic door I wave my hand and act like I made it open with my Jesus powers Me too! Not me!
415 other people do this 231 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-04 08.49.56 in Misc

discussWhenever I chew, I always have to chew an even amount on each side. 3 chews on the right = 3 chews on the left. Me too! Not me!
20 other people do this 60 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-06-28 01.03.57 in Misc

discussWhen I put on makeup in the morning, I talk to myself in the mirror as though I were filming a makeup tutorial to put on youtube. Me too! Not me!
47 other people do this 182 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-09-17 14.14.18 in Misc

discussWhen I'm in a dillema I always imagine my conscience is a British man with a voice similar to Gordon Ramsay's shouting stuff like "Fucking get it together!" at me. Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 215 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-14 05.47.28 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm walking in public and I'm on the way to a shop and suddenly realize I'm walking the wrong way I don't want to look silly by turning around, so I look at my phone and pretend to be reading a message from someone telling me to come back, then I quickly walk the other way as if someone is waiting for me. Me too! Not me!
1236 other people do this 297 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-01-06 14.20.18 in Misc

discussI always always think about other girls when having sex. At least for 50% of the time. It's like I never remember doing half of it with one person untill I meet the next one. Me too! Not me!
81 other people do this 335 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-17 09.27.04 in Sex

discussI talk to misbehaving inanimate objects when they act up like: "Fuck you garbage disposal, just fuck you." Me too! Not me!
1540 other people do this 112 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-09 16.54.08 in Misc

discussI sometimes feel that I suffer from some kind of mental disorder but have never been diagnosed because I've managed to cope with it really well. Me too! Not me!
1811 other people do this 315 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-10-07 11.26.32 in Misc

discussI cannot be on my phone while pooping. I don't want to see the faces of anyone I know on social media because it feels like they're watching me take a shit. I can't text or be on the phone, either. Me too! Not me!
17 other people do this 17 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2018-05-23 05.55.26 in Misc

discussWhen walking somewhere that is quiet and deserted I like to pretend the Zombie apocolypse has started. So you have to stay as quiet as possible while trying to reach your destination. This is more authentic if you don't run into anybody at all during the walk. There is a very old graveyard I walk the dog through on weekdays which is perfect for this. Me too! Not me!
122 other people do this 177 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby jafar on 2015-06-02 11.35.49 in Misc

discussWhenever there's a shit smell, I worry that it was somehow me and I shat myself without realising or something (especially if other people can smell it and I can't). Me too! Not me!
417 other people do this 370 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-09-03 19.15.21 in Nasty

discussI make car/driving noises (revving, squealing, etc.) while driving. Me too! Not me!
318 other people do this 434 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby nst101 on 2012-04-28 03.23.51 in Misc

discussWhen peeing in the toilet, I pee on the inside of the bowl just above the water so that it doesn't splatter and is also more quiet. Me too! Not me!
287 other people do this 92 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-06 22.58.13 in Misc

discussSometime when I poop I pretend I am giving birth to a baby and all my family is around me. Me too! Not me!
31 other people do this 301 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Annoymous on 2015-11-11 23.25.53 in Nasty

discussWhenever I'm in the shower I fold my arms against my body so I create a little pool full of water, I then drop it and fill the "pool" again. Me too! Not me!
1541 other people do this 136 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-24 08.34.08 in Misc