discussThis is a morning ritual that I need to share with the world. It is called "The Terminator". First, you must crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing that I am either Arnold or the guy from the second movie, but more than often Arnold. I start to hum the terminator theme first quietly in my head and then continue to build up the hum so those outdoors of the shower might be wondering if a terminator is near. Then I slowly rise to a standing position, crack my joints, and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. If im feeling like a big time badass, I'll step out the shower completly nude, scanning people around me and then ask them for their clothes. Me too! Not me!
52 other people do this 431 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-22 01.00.48 in Misc

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