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discussI flush the toilet while I'm pissing and then try to finish before its done flushing. Me too! Not me!
715 other people do this 248 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby fubr20 on 2010-10-04 18.34.08 in Misc

discussWhen talking to someone I always imagine kicking them right in the balls/pussy. I don't know why but I always imagine that and what people would do after. Me too! Not me!
115 other people do this 334 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-03 14.47.28 in Misc

discussI tilt my arm in the shower so the water runs down my fingers and pretend that I'm some sort of x-men who's power is to shoot water out of his fingertips. Me too! Not me!
1216 other people do this 230 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-01 07.14.08 in Misc

discussWhen I'm about to eat I take my knife, stare at my food and say angrily "Im gonna CUT YOU!". Me too! Not me!
61 other people do this 410 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Tony on 2010-09-27 19.54.08 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm in the shower I fold my arms against my body so I create a little pool full of water, I then drop it and fill the "pool" again. Me too! Not me!
1497 other people do this 130 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-24 08.34.08 in Misc

discussThis is a morning ritual that I need to share with the world. It is called "The Terminator". First, you must crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing that I am either Arnold or the guy from the second movie, but more than often Arnold. I start to hum the terminator theme first quietly in my head and then continue to build up the hum so those outdoors of the shower might be wondering if a terminator is near. Then I slowly rise to a standing position, crack my joints, and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. If im feeling like a big time badass, I'll step out the shower completly nude, scanning people around me and then ask them for their clothes. Me too! Not me!
50 other people do this 418 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-22 01.00.48 in Misc

discussOccasionally I think to myself "I know that you can read my mind" just in case someone can. Me too! Not me!
911 other people do this 268 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-18 13.40.48 in Misc

discussDue to an odd paranoia of things like flies or whatever landing on my food while I eat, I lightly shake my spoon, fork, knife, or finger near the food between bites untill I'm finished. Me too! Not me!
76 other people do this 419 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-01-17 18.30.32 in Misc

discussI save all my belly button lint. No one knows about it. It's just something random my girlfriend started telling me to do. I didnt take it seriously until I saw how big the ball of it was getting. Now its like a pet I have to feed. Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 880 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-01-08 12.39.40 in Misc