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discussI talk to misbehaving inanimate objects when they act up like: "Fuck you garbage disposal, just fuck you." Me too! Not me!
1524 other people do this 111 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-09 16.54.08 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm all alone in a street late at night or in the morning I like to think that the zombie apocalypse arrived and some random zombie is going to come out of nowhere. Me too! Not me!
543 other people do this 171 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-01 14.27.28 in Misc

discussWhen I'm in a dillema I always imagine my conscience is a British man with a voice similar to Gordon Ramsay's shouting stuff like "Fucking get it together!" at me. Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 211 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-14 05.47.28 in Misc

discussI make silly faces of surprise or agony when I'm pooping, and pretend it's causing me horrible, shocking pain. If I'm alone in the house, I scream, too. It keeps me amused. Me too! Not me!
96 other people do this 350 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-01 12.14.08 in Misc

discussA few years ago I created a secret phrase so that in the future if I have to send someone back to the past to meet me I can tell him the secret phrase so my past me cooperates immediately. Me too! Not me!
104 other people do this 204 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-27 22.07.28 in Misc

discussI set a time on the microwave then run to the bathroom, piss, and run back and see if I got back before the time ended. Me too! Not me!
631 other people do this 184 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-20 23.27.28 in Misc

discussIf I turn off a light behind me I run like a mother fucker to prevent the shadow demon from getting me. Me too! Not me!
1068 other people do this 234 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-18 15.54.08 in Misc

discussWhenever theres a crack in the window or spots of dirt on it when I'm in a car I always pretend it's some random object and I make it crash into people/things by moving my head or I make it avoid people/things depending on how I'm feeling that day. Me too! Not me!
275 other people do this 181 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-15 04.34.08 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm on a bus or something along those lines and I'm listening to music, I always feel as if the PA system is going to suddenly turn on and it'll be playing my music. Me too! Not me!
90 other people do this 221 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby NYGrl28 on 2010-10-12 21.00.48 in Misc

discussWhen I was a kid and we were riding in the car I used to imagine a little man, usually sonic the hedgehog, running outside trying to keep up with the car. He would make crazy jumps over bridges, trees and ditches trying to keep up with us. I still do it sometimes.. Me too! Not me!
1007 other people do this 252 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby itsme on 2010-10-08 05.54.08 in Misc