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discussWhenever I overhear a conversation in a language I don't understand I make up my own hilarious subtitles. Me too! Not me!
158 other people do this 120 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-04 23.20.30 in Misc

discussI always feel really awkward being naked in front of my dog, like she switched bodies with a human and she's an actual person who I don't want to see me naked. Sometimes I undress seductively in case she's someone I DO want to see me naked. Me too! Not me!
83 other people do this 258 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-01 05.47.23 in Animals/Pets

discussWhen I am in bed next to my spouse (who I love dearly), I don't like him to face my direction while he sleeps. I can't stand the light breathing sound or the way it feels. Sometimes it drives me so crazy that I will nudge him to roll over or will try to put pillows between us. Me too! Not me!
224 other people do this 102 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-29 07.22.34 in Misc

discussWhen i'm really scared by a horror film I imagine the monster/ghost/serial killer doing something ordinary like drinking tea, watching a rom com or baking cookies in order to de-scarify them. Me too! Not me!
62 other people do this 239 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-25 22.52.53 in Misc

discussWhenever the automated store checkout says "thank you for shopping" I always answer, "you're welcome". Me too! Not me!
173 other people do this 142 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-24 05.39.32 in Misc

discussWhen I am in a public place and need to fart, I cough real loud to mask the noise. Me too! Not me!
124 other people do this 203 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-23 07.33.09 in Misc

discussI use wet wipes when im done going number two, I feel clean afterwards and refreshed. Me too! Not me!
234 other people do this 137 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-23 07.32.21 in Misc

discussI'm afraid of heights not because I'm afraid I'll fall, but because I'm afraid I'll jump. Nothing to do with being suicidal, I just have this weird urge to hurl myself into the air every time I'm at the edge of anything high up, even though I don't actually want to. Me too! Not me!
356 other people do this 198 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-14 23.19.00 in Misc

discussI like to go running to movie trailer music/ battle music. It makes me feel like I'm in a movie or being chased. Me too! Not me!
171 other people do this 154 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-03 04.09.39 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I poop I have to take one leg out of my pants so the poop comes out easier. Me too! Not me!
49 other people do this 380 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-28 08.22.41 in Animals/Pets