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discussWhenever I fart I have a vivid mental image of my anal sphincter opening up and gas passing through it. Me too! Not me!
130 other people do this 440 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-13 04.14.08 in Nasty

discussI talk to misbehaving inanimate objects when they act up like: "Fuck you garbage disposal, just fuck you." Me too! Not me!
1537 other people do this 111 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-09 16.54.08 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm all alone in a street late at night or in the morning I like to think that the zombie apocalypse arrived and some random zombie is going to come out of nowhere. Me too! Not me!
545 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-01 14.27.28 in Misc

discussWhen I go out of bed at midnight to pee or get a snack/drink I always walk very silently and 'clear' every room while pretending I hold a gun in front of me. Me too! Not me!
197 other people do this 202 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-25 19.34.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I'm cooking something I pretend im the host of some cooking channel. Me too! Not me!
307 other people do this 173 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-18 20.54.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I'm in a dillema I always imagine my conscience is a British man with a voice similar to Gordon Ramsay's shouting stuff like "Fucking get it together!" at me. Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 214 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-14 05.47.28 in Misc

discussIn games like HL2 where the character you play as doesn't speak; I respond to the NPCs out loud. Me too! Not me!
247 other people do this 152 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-07 07.07.28 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI sit down in the shower and when I'm haunched over I tuck my penis pointing up in between my thighs. Then I collect water in the valley that is created. When it gets full, I drop my penis-gate and the water rushes out and hits my feet. Me too! Not me!
162 other people do this 471 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-04 23.34.08 in Sex

discussI make silly faces of surprise or agony when I'm pooping, and pretend it's causing me horrible, shocking pain. If I'm alone in the house, I scream, too. It keeps me amused. Me too! Not me!
96 other people do this 357 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-01 12.14.08 in Misc

discussA few years ago I created a secret phrase so that in the future if I have to send someone back to the past to meet me I can tell him the secret phrase so my past me cooperates immediately. Me too! Not me!
104 other people do this 208 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-27 22.07.28 in Misc