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discussAfter I fart I always feel I have to run to the bathroom and wipe my ass just to make sure nothing came out. Me too! Not me!
95 other people do this 534 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-07-16 09.22.00 in Misc

discussAfter I take a dump, I always take a quick look at it before I flush. Me too! Not me!
1561 other people do this 97 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-06-21 01.48.12 in Nasty

discussEvery time I see ants running around I fantasize about all of them being mind-controlled by this one master ant in their nest. Me too! Not me!
77 other people do this 339 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-06-07 21.22.04 in Animals/Pets

discussWhenever I need to get somewhere fast I always try to outrun my shadow and use benches and lamp posts to dodge it. I can never seem to get away. Me too! Not me!
63 other people do this 311 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-06-02 19.32.00 in Misc

discussI have rushed to the restroom on particularly warm days because I'm afraid my ass sweat will show through my shorts. Me too! Not me!
252 other people do this 203 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-05-25 23.07.58 in Misc

discussWhen I change settings like the volume on electronic devices I always need to make it a multiple of 2 or 5. My stereo for example is always at either 16, 18 or 20. Me too! Not me!
536 other people do this 199 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-05-24 08.14.38 in Sports/Hobbies

discussEvery time I take a shower I pee upwards and see how high I can make it up the shower curtain. Me too! Not me!
89 other people do this 508 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-05-12 01.47.58 in Nasty

discussWhen I masturbate I must masturbate for 35 minutes. I use a timer and do not let myself finish until 35 minutes has elapsed. Every time I masturbate. Me too! Not me!
29 other people do this 1013 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-05-09 09.18.11 in Sex

discussWhenever a character on TV or in a film holds their breath underwater or in toxic gas, I hold mine as well and see how I'd fare. It's especially satisfying when they die and I survive. Me too! Not me!
759 other people do this 183 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-04-26 00.23.47 in Misc

discussWhen I walk, I pretend there's 'poo' on the bottom of my shoe and that I have to get equal amounts of it on the bottom of each shoe. I achieve this by stamping harder on each shoe or stepping twice with the same foot if I think the amounts are unequal. Getting it precise is impossible so when it becomes too much I do the same except wiping the 'poo' off until there is not more hypothetical 'poo' on either shoe. Me too! Not me!
49 other people do this 577 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-04-16 14.22.21 in Sports/Hobbies