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discussI always feel really awkward being naked in front of my dog, like she switched bodies with a human and she's an actual person who I don't want to see me naked. Sometimes I undress seductively in case she's someone I DO want to see me naked. Me too! Not me!
83 other people do this 258 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-01 05.47.23 in Animals/Pets

discussWhen I poop I have to take one leg out of my pants so the poop comes out easier. Me too! Not me!
48 other people do this 380 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-28 08.22.41 in Animals/Pets

discussWhenever I'm in class I always imagine a gunman coming in and then me saving the whole class by beating the shit out of him with random objects around the room. Me too! Not me!
359 other people do this 245 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-07 07.55.39 in Animals/Pets

discussIf I'm in a room walking behind a partition that's low enough for the other people to see the top part of my body, I'll try to walk in such a way that it looks like I'm moving super-smoothly as if being pulled on casters. Me too! Not me!
88 other people do this 296 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-02-01 20.37.11 in Animals/Pets

discussMe and my cat play this game. When it's night out and she gets all into hunter-predator mode, I'll let her get a glimpse of me and then I'll quickly jump out of the way. Then she gets into her hunter crouch, and then pounces towards me. I'll also run around my living room and she'll chase me and try to catch me and she swats at my ankles with her paws. Me too! Not me!
371 other people do this 331 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-01-28 03.36.40 in Animals/Pets

discussI often wonder if my life is in fact the Trueman Show , or rather the Ed Show. Yet somehow I still don't think I'm self obsessed. Me too! Not me!
406 other people do this 520 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby ed123 on 2012-12-29 16.03.35 in Animals/Pets

discussIf I'm watching tv by myself, I sometimes make witty jokes to the screen. I'll then find myself hilarious and laugh out loud. Me too! Not me!
1437 other people do this 631 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-11-02 05.22.51 in Animals/Pets

discussSometimes I target one ant and follow them around for a while to see where they are going and wonder to myself what they are thinking on this journey. Me too! Not me!
350 other people do this 225 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-02 02.12.48 in Animals/Pets

discussI like to scare the shit out of my dog by talking to him in a Voldemort-esque voice. Me too! Not me!
100 other people do this 513 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Someone on 2012-02-02 23.00.10 in Animals/Pets

discussWhen I am listing to music alone and one of my dogs comes over, I often start dancing with the dog, lifting its front paws, then I start singing whatever song I am listening to but replace key lyrics with my dogs name. Me too! Not me!
292 other people do this 125 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-23 01.59.30 in Animals/Pets